cmpriest describing her adventures with nasal irrigation:
then, all at once there came a mighty geyser of such nastiness that i'll not further describe it here--except to say that i had NO IDEA i'd been harboring a colony of teeny, decaying jellyfish. i turned on the faucet and watched the gooey swirlies until they were safely on their way down the pipes.
then--on to the other side. insert. squeeze. cringe. gush. GROSS.
i am the host of a thousand foul things, and they are all shaped like the spawn of H.P. Lovecraft's post-anchovy 2:00 a.m. heartburn.