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Lovecraftian nose goblins


cmpriest describing her adventures with nasal irrigation:

then, all at once there came a mighty geyser of such nastiness that i'll not further describe it here--except to say that i had NO IDEA i'd been harboring a colony of teeny, decaying jellyfish. i turned on the faucet and watched the gooey swirlies until they were safely on their way down the pipes.

then--on to the other side. insert. squeeze. cringe. gush. GROSS.
i am the host of a thousand foul things, and they are all shaped like the spawn of H.P. Lovecraft's post-anchovy 2:00 a.m. heartburn.
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