Mhael - Emperor of the First Terran Empire (mhael) wrote in metaquotes,
Mhael - Emperor of the First Terran Empire

Tin-Foil Hat Squad: ASSEMBLE!

liviapenn uncovers the REAL story behind Obama's trip to Hawaii last month:

What I love about the whole "obama went to hawaii to do conspiracy stuff" theory is the idea that Obama has no idea how to delegate. Seriously, Truman didn't go overthrow the government of Iran PERSONALLY. Nixon didn't go break into the Watergate Hotel HIMSELF. People that are this powerful have, you know, minions to do this stuff FOR them.

Can you imagine?

Barack: "Michelle, baby, I think they're on to my fake Hawaiian birth certificate. We need to hush this up quick. Any thoughts?"

Michelle: "You're right. In order to keep this as quiet as possible, I think you personally should go to Hawaii. Sure, you could send some random minion, but it's not like you have anything better to do right now, is it?"

Barack: "It's true, I could stay in the main 48 and campaign, but since I've already hyp-mo-tized the electorate with my eye lasers, what's the point? It's not like anyone will notice me leaving, is it?"

Michelle: "No, it will be very stealthy."

Barack and Michelle: *terrorist fist bump*

Context thinks Patrick Stewart is after her...

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