doctoreon: 36 with a MySpace page? Check.
Shitty layout on said page? Check.
No good reason to have said page at her age (e.g., being Madonna)? Check.
numbedtoe: It's always eye rolling when you damn youngsters think those of us over a certain age need to log the hell off. Get off my Internet, I was here first!
Context had a 1200 baud modem in nineteen dickety doo!