photosinensis: Hey! Imposter! You stole my name! Give it back!
thephotoman: I did not! I've been using this name for years! And besides, your name is obviously lightnote_blend. So shut up!
photosinensis: It's another one of my aliases, yes. But I use it for livejournal/journalfen/greatestjournal because thephotoman was already taken on livejournal! Wah! Stop impersonating me, bitch!
thephotoman: I am not a bitch. I am a MAN, dammit. Therefore I cannot be a bitch. So shut up you twat-forking lesbian!
photosinensis: Oh, I know you didn't just rip that off from my law in jurisimprudence! And yes, it's my law, dammit, not yours! Besides, I'm a straight guy. Bastard.
thephotoman: Well, I did see you at pottersues, so I just guessed you were a lesbian. After all, no-good lesbo cunts hang out there!
sagralisse: Is there any chance you two will start snogging at some point?