And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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Yes, it's not quite real. :)


photosinensis: Hey! Imposter! You stole my name! Give it back!

thephotoman: I did not! I've been using this name for years! And besides, your name is obviously lightnote_blend. So shut up!

photosinensis: It's another one of my aliases, yes. But I use it for livejournal/journalfen/greatestjournal because thephotoman was already taken on livejournal! Wah! Stop impersonating me, bitch!

thephotoman: I am not a bitch. I am a MAN, dammit. Therefore I cannot be a bitch. So shut up you twat-forking lesbian!

photosinensis: Oh, I know you didn't just rip that off from my law in jurisimprudence! And yes, it's my law, dammit, not yours! Besides, I'm a straight guy. Bastard.

thephotoman: Well, I did see you at pottersues, so I just guessed you were a lesbian. After all, no-good lesbo cunts hang out there!

sagralisse: Is there any chance you two will start snogging at some point?

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