And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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My beloved mamadracula sent me an early Valentine's Day present, a full-length black velvet cape! It is very soft and lovely and I need a proper occasion at which to wear it -- also a clasp. mamadracula is trying to convince me that the proper way to wear it is with nothing underneath. I think a proper vampire wears fuck-me boots, at least.

-- cruisedirector



crantz, listing the names of his pets by species:

Degus (degus are rodents. They look like rat-sized gerbils):

Degu. Is a degu.
Degu. Is also a degu.
Crazyass Degu. Fuck, get it away from me.
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