gladly_beyond: I have had to show my boyfriend how to use the toaster, how to preheat the oven, all KINDS of things. Once I asked him if he knew how you cook bacon and he kind of stared at me and was like, "Um, fry it in oil? Coat the pan in butter?"
maereth: I let my husband think that there's some kind of magic to cooking bacon because otherwise he'd die of bacon poisoning within 3 hours of figuring it out.
Context is trying to figure out how to get the vacuum to unbend.