Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle. (shaysdays) wrote in metaquotes,
Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle.
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gladly_beyond: I have had to show my boyfriend how to use the toaster, how to preheat the oven, all KINDS of things. Once I asked him if he knew how you cook bacon and he kind of stared at me and was like, "Um, fry it in oil? Coat the pan in butter?"

Ahhhh!


maereth: I let my husband think that there's some kind of magic to cooking bacon because otherwise he'd die of bacon poisoning within 3 hours of figuring it out.

Context is trying to figure out how to get the vacuum to unbend.
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