Presidential Race 2004 as 6th Grade Lunchroom
SCHOOL LUNCHROOM. The DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES are sitting together at a table.
Enter BUSH, RUMSFELD, and CHENEY.
DEAN: Shh! Here he comes!
LIEBERMAN: Let's invite him to sit at our table!
The DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES glare. LIEBERMAN is silent.
KERRY: Anyone want ketchup? I've got a lot of ketchup here.
CLARK: Shut up, Kerry.
Really, the whole thing is just funny, so go here.