Obama = Penguin
McCain = Max Shreck
Palin = Catwoman
America = The Goddamn Batman
QUICK, BATMAN! GIVEN THESE THREE VILLAINS, DETERMINE WHO IS THE LEAST VILE. AND DON'T LET CATWOMAN'S SEX APPEAL DISTRACT YOU FROM THE TRUE PATH OF JUSTICE!
As for me, I'm sticking with whoever's Alfred in this metaphor.
QWP.