dream_inspired (dream_inspired) wrote in metaquotes,
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The debate...in 30 seconds.

Sadly, I missed the debate and have not yet been able watch the TiVo. Fortunately for me, I have friends like carnivalesque who keep me filled in.

Tonight's debate in 30 seconds, in caps:

OBAMA: HOPE AND CHANGE AND THE FUTURE.
MCCAIN: THE COLD WAR AND WWII AND VETERANS.
OBAMA: I WILL MEET WITH LEADERS AND TALK ABOUT CHANGE RATHER THAN KICKING IN DOORS.
MCCAIN: I WOULD WAIT BECAUSE I DUNNO IF WE LIKE SPAIN OR NOT.
OBAMA: WTF?
MCCAIN: DUDE LOL I'M NOT IN OFFICE YET. I DON'T HAVE THE BUDDY LIST AND SMITE LIST YET. LOL.
OBAMA: IT'S FUCKING SPAIN, DUDE, LOL. WE LIKE SPAIN.
MCCAIN: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. *SEETHING ANGER*
OBAMA: HOPE AND CHANGE. I AM YOUNG AND HIP. I AM COOL AS A CUCUMBER.
MCCAIN: I WILL PROTECT AND CARE FOR MY VETERAN BROTHERS. THIS WILL BE MY JOB. MY ONLY JOB. I WILL KEEP YOU SAFE, MY BROTHERS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO QUIT YOU. *TEAR*
OBAMA: ...PIMP, OUT. *DOES THE ROBOT AS HE LEAVES THE PODIUM*
MCCAIN: *POPS A VIAGRA AS HE RETURNS TO HIS CONCUBINE WIFE*


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