I like the line about God being under attack... as if God can't handle himself. He needs his crew to back him up, in case they have to Take It 2 The Streets.
But then, God would like, throw down with some awesome break dancing or something, and the other crew-- headed up by Osama Bin Laden, naturally-- would be like, "Damn!" And then the Republicans would try to step up, but all they can do is like, country western line dancing. And then Osama's crew would be like, "You got SERVED!" and high five each other.
Context will make you headdesk, so grab a pillow.