Amanda Sharpe (amandathegreat) wrote in metaquotes,
Amanda Sharpe
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Mr. flemco, on why you might not have water on hand in an emergency:

Maybe you wake up one day and find that your home has been moved to the middle of a vast and unimaginable plain. There is nothing else anywhere. Your uitilities do not work, or, even more horribly, ants pour from the faucet when you turn it on. Giant, purple-black ants, and each of them wear the face of a Chinese infant. "You were born dead," they sing to you as they slowly march toward the corner you've chosen to cower in. "All of your victories have been lies in the mouth of God. Your anguish tastes of sunlight to Him." And they get closer, and closer, and closer, until you scream in hysterical fear and rage and grab a nearby broom and beat beat beat beat beat the little fucks until they're all shattered into near-microscopic shards of opaque crystal, and you realize that no, there's no water coming out of that tap anytime soon.
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