senchou42 (senchou42) wrote in metaquotes,
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Lamentations on the use of rape as a plot device...

...led to this brilliant bit from fireholly .

Where have all the bastards gone and where's all the false gods?
Where is our pal Xanatos to gambit all the odds?
Isn't there a dark kniiiiight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and and dream of what I'll read

I NEED A VILLAIN!
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A VILLAIN TILL THE END OF THE NIIIIIGHT!!
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE DARK
AND HE'S GOTTA THREATEN MY LIFE
I NEED A VILLAIN!
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A VILLAIN TILL THE MORNING LIGHT!!
HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON
AND HE WON'T NEED TO RAPE TO MAKE STRIFE!


Context spends too much time on TV Tropes.
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