"I view moose as one of the creatures that proves to me that not only is there a God, but that he smokes an awful lot of pot. We've moved here from intelligent design to stoned design.
In this theory, we look at things like the giraffe. We look at Rocky Mountain Goats, who settle disputes by racing along rocky cliffs at full speed and smashing their heads together. Taken in the right light, that both a) seems like a good idea and b) is really freakin' funny."
Context discusses Sarah Palin, moose hunting, and baboons red asses. QWP.