Amanda Sharpe (amandathegreat) wrote in metaquotes,
Amanda Sharpe
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if you buy condoms you're supposed to just be really proud of em so people will appreciate that you like having sex. when they ask you if you want a bag yell "FOR THESE CONDOMS I'M GONNA USE TO HAVE SEX WITH LATER? NO I SHALL CARRY THEM OUT ON TOP OF MY HEAD!"


or you could tell them you'd prefer to wear them out, like when you get new shoes.


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