Trisha Lynn (trishalynn) wrote in metaquotes,
Trisha Lynn
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Reasons to grow a beard and own a van, No. 66523

So we have this creepy kid living next door. He seems to want to be our friends. I don't want to be friends with a creepy little kid, and wish his parents would teach him to fear and mistrust strangers like they ought to. Really, why the hell did I bother growing this beard if little children don't think I'm going to shove them in my van and do horrible things to them?

Maybe it's because I don't have a van anymore...


--allanc, here
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