Diana (contradictacat) wrote in metaquotes,
Diana
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Wired_lizard has fun with roommates and noises

When you hear from upstairs...
"Get in there, you! No, ow, not that way, that'll pop out..."

*POUND* *POUND* *POUND* "Oh, yeaaaah!"

"Easy, let's get this nice and smooth, don't want any industrial accidents..."

"I need a peg."

*loud rhythmic thumping in time with Nine Inch Nails*

"Wait, wait, turn it over..."

"Nice and sturdy, just what we need."

"Keep them parallel--"

"Fuck, fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"

"I think we should've saved that one for last."

*THUD*

"Now where's my handy-dandy screw organizer?"



Pop quiz: Your housemate is:

a) having sex.

or

b) assembling something from Ikea.

Context prefers option C.

QWP, etc.
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