Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austenimus Prime
Elizabeth Bennet: I'm kept from admitting I love Darcy5000 by my pride. And my prejudice!
Darcybot 5000: MY LOVE IS HIDDEN *BEEP* DUE TO PREJUDICE *BEEP* AND PRIDE *BEEP*
Elizabeth: Oh, if only there was a way to get past them!
Darcy5000: ACTIVATING DEATH CANNONS
Darcy5000's arms turn into Super Killographic Death Cannons and destroy pride and prejudice.
Darcy5000: DARCYBOT IS READY FOR THE HUMAN SEXING NOW