Liz (despotliz) wrote in metaquotes,
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Taken from this post by the robot-loving snowking, an extract from the alternative Pride and Prejudice:

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austenimus Prime

Elizabeth Bennet: I'm kept from admitting I love Darcy5000 by my pride. And my prejudice!

Darcybot 5000: MY LOVE IS HIDDEN *BEEP* DUE TO PREJUDICE *BEEP* AND PRIDE *BEEP*

Elizabeth: Oh, if only there was a way to get past them!

Darcy5000: ACTIVATING DEATH CANNONS

Darcy5000's arms turn into Super Killographic Death Cannons and destroy pride and prejudice.

Darcy5000: DARCYBOT IS READY FOR THE HUMAN SEXING NOW
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