notmordant (notmordant) wrote in metaquotes,

The wrong kind of pillow talk...

slothel wonders aloud about the bedding arrangements at the White House:

Ooh. A pregnant teen living in the VP's mansion. Fantastic. One little heart attack for McCain, and she could give birth in the Lincoln Bedroom! Woohoo! And just as an aside, that makes me wonder what brand of mattress is on the bed in there? Is the bed an unusual size? Did they have to have the mattress custom made? If they did, they probably had to have the sheets custom made, too. Do they bother to make custom-size fitted sheets? And if they do, how many sets of sheets do they have for the bed? I mean, it's not like there's a lot of traffic through there, is there? Surely they could get by with just one or two sets, right? Or maybe they just use two flat sheets and tuck the bottom one in at the top, which never works as well as a fitted sheet. And are the housekeeping staff trained by the secret service? Could one of them kill me with a finger?

Context is tut-tutting at the SCANDAL of it all. (QWP)
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