slyzucchinio here, on how to keep the population growth under control."Claire and Lindsay and I were discussing how marker packs always say things like "10 Non-Toxic Markers!" and how silly that is. We decided that when we are big, we will sell marker packs that say "10 Non-Toxic Markers!", but there will be twelve markers included. You get to decide which two ARE toxic. Our slogan could be: More fun because Your Life depends on it! It'd be a public service, really. Weeding out all those who are dumb or unlucky."
Her whole journal is just absolutely hilarious.
