Wearing a white cotton skirt and flip-flops in a CLOUDBURST is not practical either, Miss B. You will get wet, and then we can all see what, for lack of a more expansive term, I shall simply refer to as your anatomy. Equator. Whatever. While I sympathise with your spherical shape, oh sister in circumference, for I suffer from it myself, the difference between you and I is that *I* know NOT to wear a white cotton skirt in the rain. Or ever.
QWP, Context knows the clothing don'ts.