You are so full of fail you could pump fail and export it for the next century and still not run out. You are so full of fail that you drop the market price of fail to a point where natural exporters can't afford to pump their own and have to import from you. You are so full of fail that if fail were oil, you could pump it for five bucks a barrel, sell it for eight, and own the whole damned world in ten years. You are so full of fail that loser, nutbar morons the world over bow in homage and kneel at your feet.
You. Fail.
(context is analysing how not to improve a country. Flocked, QWP)