Papillon Cosmos (princesskraehe) wrote in metaquotes,
Papillon Cosmos
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gramarye1971 plans for the future.

Premise: One of these days, I'm going to become so fed up with whatever job I'm doing that I will quit and open an Internet cafe called 'OM NOM NOM' -- where everything on the menu is named after or somehow references Internet memes.

Breakfast
- Tokyo Breakfast Platter - chicken and waffles
- Breakfast Cat - pancakes with toast triangles for ears and strips of bacon for whiskers
- Cinnamon Rickrolls

Lunch/Dinner
- INVISIBLE SANDWICH - essentially, a glass of water
- I Can Has Cheezburger - self-explanatory, bacon is extra
- Failburger - a burger without a bun, sandwiched between two slices of lettuce
- LOLwich - toasted sandwich with your choice of fillings, with 'LOL' toasted onto the bread
- OMGWTFBBQ sandwich - pulled pork or chicken barbecue sandwich

All lunch/dinner entrees come with your choice of ROFLfries or a YATTA! salad.

Dessert
- Creme Bukkit - creme brulee in a miniature bucket
- Cupcake: You're Doing It Wrong - frosted cupcake served upside-down on a plate


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