Jeeps (glitterdemon) wrote in metaquotes,
Jeeps
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My friend K is having problems with the phone company. They didn't hook up his phone until the 20th, and they're trying to make him pay for the whole month. After an hour on the phone with a woman who would only repeat "we would appreciate it if you payed your bill on time and in full," he snapped.

"YOU WANT ME TO PAY FOR SERVICES I HAVEN'T RECEIVED??? FINE. I WANT TO FELLATE BEN AFFLECK. NOW, WE CAN CONTINUE LIVING IN THIS FANTASY WORLD, WHERE YOU GET YOUR MONEY, AND I WRAP MY LIPS AROUND BEN AFFLECK'S TURGID COCK, OR WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LIKE REASONABLE ADULTS!"

The customer service agent hung up on him.


- thisveryinstant, posted w/ permission
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