‬‬‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉Only myself and no one else (lysythe) wrote in metaquotes,
‬‬‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉Only myself and no one else
lysythe
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bluefall philosophises about the Purpose of Sex.



"[...but if I *was* put in charge of what excites all humans,] I can tell you I would have tons of fun with that job."

You know, when you get right down to it, it seems pretty obvious that somebody already *did.*

I mean, it's hard to tell sometimes through all the hormones, once you hit puberty, but sex, as it is right now, is just really damn silly, and more than a little gross. Smashing stubby hairy body parts around inside of wrinkly hairy body parts, food orifices in proximity to excrement orifices, grunting and straining and O-face and sweat and funny smells and sloshy noises... A person would look a hell of a lot less stupid doing the Macarena in a paisley sarong, quite frankly.

The fact that we as a species find it such a delightful pastime and, even more, such an entertaining spectator sport, just makes me suspect that someone somewhere is having one *massive* laughing fit at our expense.

(Fuck him anyway, though - I bet he doesn't have half as much fun.)


Context contains caricatured porn- click at thine own risk. QWP.
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