Jess S. (lupanotte) wrote in metaquotes,
Jess S.
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scarlett_speaks writes a letter to brook hogan"

So Brooke, I have a step-by-step, easy to follow instruction sheet for you:

1. Get roaring drunk with your bff-who-looks-like-you-and-is-your-same-age-but-still-inexplicably-dating/fucking-your-dad. This will not be hard, I'm sure you've done it before.

2. Get in your over-priced car.

3. Start driving.

4. Wrap said car around a tree, or a bush, or a restaurant. Making sure that you've already passed out and the passenger side receives most of the damage.

context is a hogan-hater
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