oneminutecloser: Your other personality is doing crack without you noticing.
colorbynumberz: So, that's where all my money has been going!
oneminutecloser: It's like your other half is the stay at home wife that depends on the husband's (yours) income to survive. Except, instead of spending the money on groceries and kitchen gadgets, she spends it on crack.
Half of you is so very selfish. You should be partly ashamed of yourself.
Context is nothing, and everything.