"There could be this movie called Dirty Typing where you teach this poor boy how to type."
Darren is just jealous of my INTENSE TYPING SKILLZ. I am the Patrick Swayze of typing. Darren said so.
Oh. My grandmother came over this weekend. She shared many pearls of wisdom, most of it on how to dispose of a body or make it look like an accident. Beginning to doubt lost first grandpa to suicide.
[About a horrid Rocky Horror Mary Sue in which the MS "reforms" Frank:] *grinds teeth* Thou Shalt not Remove a Sexy Man from his Corset unless there is to be Rumpy Pumpy. Xan 6:45. And so endeth today's lesson. Anyone up for a game of Burn The Heretic?