Firerose Arien (firerosearien) wrote in metaquotes,
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katieliz with a joke that doesn't need a punchline:

"
My mother, it should be noted, doesn't really use the internet, so has no idea why this is funny.

So my cat is walking dangerously close to the chocolate chip muffins she just made.

me: No, cat.
mom: She shouldn't be hungry. She had the rest of your dinner.
me: *pause* She ate my cheeseburger? My cat ate a cheeseburger?
mom: Well, she was looking at it like she wanted it."


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