Hell, its easy to be a patriot these days. Have a flag or two, sing a song or two, fuck, it's a cake-walk. Get angry enough to almost do things, like, you know, almost enlist.
I'm proud of our patriots, who nearly stand-up everyday and almost do something. They're true heroes who understand that you don't actually need to do things as long as you act right and have the right accessories.
I'm a patriot! Why? Because I'm angry!
I almost thought of a funny context line.