Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle. (shaysdays) wrote in metaquotes,
Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle.

meus_ovatio on a Denver anthem kerfluffle:

Oh snap. He almost walked off stage. Damn that is some tough shit right there. That is one fucking patriot I tell you. Don't mess with that guy. He almost walked off the stage!

Hell, its easy to be a patriot these days. Have a flag or two, sing a song or two, fuck, it's a cake-walk. Get angry enough to almost do things, like, you know, almost enlist.

I'm proud of our patriots, who nearly stand-up everyday and almost do something. They're true heroes who understand that you don't actually need to do things as long as you act right and have the right accessories.

I'm a patriot! Why? Because I'm angry!

I almost thought of a funny context line.

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