pauldrye: No, the best french word ever is "farter" (pronounced fart-AY), which is the obscure but nevertheless real verb for "to apply wax to, as in skiis or snowboards".
When you are an seven-year-old boy and in a French immersion class there's nothing better than discovering it exists, then conjugating it at recess for all your friends.
chezmax: je farts, tu farts, il fart
nous fartons, vous fartez, ils fartent?
Or is it irregular? :)
pauldrye: Not if you get enough fibre in your diet.
Public post; context is a dinosaur werewolf.