A few weeks ago, I was flipping through the channels and accidentally stumbled on Faux News, during The O'RLY Factor (I know, yikes). Billo was going on about Chris Martin, "He's been saying things about Fox News, but of course he's not man enough to come on the show blah blah harumpf..."
I'm like, O RLY? Really, Bill? You honestly believe that Chris Fucking Martin has nothing better to do than go on your fucking shitty little cable news show? Really? I think he might be a little busy going on fucking world tours and putting out fucking albums and fucking Gwyneth Paltrow.
Context prefers Jon Stewart. And truthiness for all!