Hello, Pope? Just a head's up. The Apocalypse is scheduled for June 20th, 2008.
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Yeah, it's on a Toronto weather site.
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Well, the icon indicates that it'll be partly cloudy on that day, but you know how it is in the summertime. Brimstone showers always pop up when you plan a picnic.
Context sees something strange at her local weather station. QWP, read the rest of the post.