I recognize your rabid desire to house another tenant. I also realize that the cute little plastic T I gave you this morning is not your ideal renter. However, the timing of your request, less than 7 months after your previous resident moved on to more roomy accommodations, is neither medically nor financially feasible. This will just have to do for now. I understand you're angry, but since I was kind enough to explain the situation to you, it is my hope that you will see fit to cease your attempts to evict the new inhabitant via earthquake and squeeze tactics after a reasonably short time. I'm sure if you just relax, you'll barely even notice her. I promise she won't live there forever, and we will make every effort to find a boarder more to your liking in a few years, once we have a place to put that one after it outgrows your walls. Thank you.
Context is TMI (as well as the entirety of the post).