"Coming to a Livejournal near you, an epic tale of lust, villainy and the battle between the comma and the semi-colon. This summer, let Tom Cruise and Jack Black show you the true meaning of squee in 'The Pretentious Princess'. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll head desk! Directed by Michael Bay, featuring the nubile talents of Mary Sue Crack, the brightest young star in the fanfic universe. Mark your calendars, and don't miss it..."
Public post, QWP anyway. Context is wondering why there are trailers for fanfics now.