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In a heated discussion on Samuel L. Jackson's choice of headgear, dontevenknow throws down:

dontevenknow: ALL OF YOU! STOP IT!

It is NOT a beret -- it is a flat cap!

If you are wearing a beret and are male, you have one of three options:
1. You are French.
2. You are Army personnel.
3. You are a douche.

However, wearing a flat cap does = Total King Pimp. Unless you're wearing it backwards and you're not Samuel L. Jackson. He has earned the privilege of situating his flat cap on his head any damn way he pleases.



Context thinks Samuel L. Jackson could totally kick Chuck Norris' ass.
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