Inia (iniadelphinae) wrote in metaquotes,

You get what you pay for

ludomancer went to the drug store:

When it comes to the shower, I'm partial to the Old Spice mineral hydrowash.

I was in need of a new bottle, but the drug store shelf was empty. Adjacent was the "After Hours" variety. This did not strike me as a positive descriptor. I fail to recall many pleasing scents that occur after 2am. Nevertheless I made the mistake of purchasing it.

I now smell like an old leather chair after a drunk naked dude sat on it for an hour, then snuffed out a dozen menthols in the resulting rivulets of ass sweat.

That's the whole unlocked post. QWP.
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