The new and improved (linear_flower) wrote in metaquotes,
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Phonics: The gateway drug!

whomever, ranting about summaries in fanficrants:

Random mismatched words are not a summary! They are... a spelling bee! They are a failed English test! They are a lost game of Hooked on Phonics! (and has anyone else ever thought that they shouldn't use the words "hooked on"? might as well play Snorting Phonics, or Shooting Up Phonics. perhaps even get the whole family around the table for Doing Lines of Phonics Off a Hooker's Ass.)

Context isn't learning to read.
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