O! say can you pee by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose big balls and hard veins through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly thrusting?
And the scrotum's red hair, the balls hanging in air,
Gave proof through the night that our peen was still there.
Oh, say does that hard-thrusting penis yet hang
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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