Roach traps seem to assume you have normal, every day roaches; not creatures the size of leviathan. We have water bugs. These are roaches on WWF steroids. These are roaches with an adrenal problem and an attitude. These are roaches that huff borax and take down the cat two falls out of three. I've stepped on water bugs, removed my foot and seen it looking at me, waving its antenna and clearly saying 'That's all you got, bitch?".
We don't need roach motels. We need roach 3-story condos, with valet parking. And on-site assassins.
I'm actually kind of afraid to go to sleep tonight. They might just be insulted and decide to leave a head in my bed or something.
Context is being made an offer she can't refuse.