Fenmere, the Worm (fenmere) wrote in metaquotes,
Fenmere, the Worm
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Nasalphilia?

After a surprise snowfall in the middle of April confuses the flowers, kehrli knows what Spring is really about:

I like animals better than plants. Reason? Animals at least have the common courtesy to keep their procreational activities OUTSIDE of my nasal passages. Trees, on the other hand, have absolutely no qualms about trying to have sex in my nose, the bastards.


Context is making woopy in a handkerchief! QWP
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