undersecretary of understanding (improbabilityx) wrote in metaquotes,
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singsonggirl and I agree that heterosexuality would be a worse diagnosis than psoriasis~

DOCTOR: Ma'am, I'm very sorry to have to tell you this but... the tests are back. You're heterosexually positive.
BUTCH LADY: No! Test me again! It can't be true!
DOCTOR: There's no cure. You're doomed to a life of the trouser snake.
BUTCH LADY: *sob*


Context is itchy.
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