the imprudent, impudent vocabularist (thegreenyear) wrote in metaquotes,
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moonlilli forgives formally...

ansuzbound posted about large feelings of guilt, to which moonlilli responded:

Dear Sir,

We at The Anna Institute have formally reviewed your entered appeal for "help," submitted on April 17th, 2008. Based on the amount of agitation and dismay expressed by the applicant at the thought of causing undue distress to the unnamed third party, we do hereby grant the status of Forgiven to the applicant. Please file your guilt at the Assuaged Office of your local chapter of the Institute within 30 calendar days of receiving this notice. As an additional recommendation, we here at the Institute do suggest an ongoing attempt at the activity of "apology" or filing a Bridge Mending Form 3A within 90 days of the incident in question. Please note this is a joint filing.

If you have any questions or concerns on your filing, please dial 1-800-ASK-ANNA to speak to a representative.

The Anna Institute
Dispute Department

Context files on time and without delay; QWP.
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