I have decided. I want a gun that shoots powerful little magnets that have flags with sayings like,
..."It's an ambulance you cretin. Get out of its way."
..."Blue smoke means it's time to change the oil. It's the next step on the idiot indicator; the one right after the little light on the dashboard. The step after blue smoke is engine death. This has been your PSA for today."
..."Yup. That was my exit that you just caused me to miss with your antics. Heh. That's OK. I'm gonna follow you now. Where we going, and is it a lonely, dark place?"
Context has other examples.