THANK YOU FOR CONVERTING TO THE DARK SIDE. DRIVE THROUGH AND PICK UP YOUR COMPLIMENTARY COOKIES-N'-EVIL-OVERLORD-LIST GIFT BASKET AT THE WINDOW!
REMEMBER TO CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE FOR THE "IT'S A VILLIANOUS WORLD" CONFERENCE NEXT MONTH. TOPICS INCLUDE: "SHOULD SUPERVILLIANS GO GREEN?", "EVIL OVERLORDS FOR THE NEXT GENERATION: HOW TO EDUCATE ONE'S OFFSPRING IN THE WAYS OF DARKNESS WITHOUT PUSHING TOO HARD(AND PREVENTING INCONVENIENT AND EMBARRASSING 'SUDDEN, INEVITABLE BETRAYALS')" AND "MAD SCIENTIST PARENTS: WHEN THE EXPERIMENT GOES WRONG. HOW DO YOU COPE WHEN YOUR KID'S IS MORE OF A FREAK THAN USUAL?".
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Edit: And context seems to have disappeared. Has anybody seen it? If found, please return to metaquotes. (Erm, mods, what's the protocol when this happens?)