rosencrantz23 (rosencrantz23) wrote in metaquotes,
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Mary Poppins, take 2

Apologies for screwing up the first time; let's try this again, doing it the right way.

mzmadmike got struck by the filk bug, and the following gem sprung forth.
(post is public, QWP)


Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality
That's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality

That part is from Bash.org

brownkitty and I added this:

Just grease up and do the bitch, don't question the morality
Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality

Before we could go further, my friend Chess adlibbed the following:


Because he didn't hump the dead when he was just a lad,
His father gave his dick a tweak and told him he was bad;
But then one day he learned a word that saved his aching hose,
The sickest word you ever heard, and this is how it goes:

Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality
That's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality
Just grease up and do the bitch, don't question the morality
Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality


When Stone Age men were horny, merely grunting would suffice
But if they'd heard this word they might have used it once or twice
I'm sure Egyptian pharaohs would have grasped it in a jiff,
And every hot necropolis would have this heiroglyph:

Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality
It adds a lovely king to studies of mortality
Those jackal-headed gods of death were based in this reality:
Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality

(Of course, you can say it backwards, which is
Ytilaitseborcenotsihcosamodasrepus, But that's just ostentatious, don't you think?)

So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay
Just kill the cat, take down your pants and have your nasty way
Then death-molest a squirrel or to to finish up your day
And if the squirrel's male, there's no crime in being gay, with...

Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality
Let's hear it for bukkake-fests with Lassie the fatality
Just spank it on and cream the bitch, you're way beyond morality,
Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality!
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