Scene: Just past midnight. A bedroom.
Weather: SUDDEN ROARING THUNDER AND HAIL THE SIZE OF MARBLES BASHING ON YOUR WINDOWS AND SKYLIGHTS MOO HOO HA HA!
Body, suddenly awakened: BWAH!
Brain, not yet awake at all: ZOMGTHEALIENSARESHELLINGUSPROTOCOLPROTOC
Body: *leaps out of bed and charges towards where brain was just dreaming the door of the military bunker was*
Armoire: Y HELO THAR!
Me: OW, FUCK! *sits down suddenly, clutching shoulder and face*
Brain: *wakes up* What's going on? What did you just do? Wow, that was DUMB.
Me: I hate you SO MUCH.
Quoted with permission. Context goes bumpOWWWW in the night.