Bears are the physical incarnation of everything that is manly. Their might is unmatched. They bitch-slap their food out of water, because that is how they roll. They like to sleep for months on end without raising a finger and then go fuck some hoes up when they wake up. They are covered in majestic fur, which is kind of like being covered by one giant beard.
You can't spell "beard" without "bear."
Sit on that one, America.
Context will take on Stephan Colbert, anytime, anyday. F-locked and QWP.