That's just freaky. Presidential candidates aren't supposed to be lickable at any age.
eevee in the comments here:
It's so not fair.
Everyone knows all about the homosexual agenda and their plan to wage all-out war on straight people.. except me.
I guess it's because I'm bi; both sides think I'm a spy, or something.
Me too, dammit. I'm *so* out of the loop on the Marriage Attack Forces! I want in! Pleaaaaaase???